Whee!

UGh, it’s been a week, y’all.  

I’m SO SORRY for the delay on Chapter Fourteen.  I’m getting ready to undergo a MUCH NEEDED breast reduction in seven days, so I’m in a blind rush to do All Of the Things before the surgery.  Mostly, this means my mother will be coming to stay with me.  For twelve days.

MY MOTHER IS STAYING WITH ME FOR TWELVE DAYS.

MY.

MOTHER.

So, if you’re a sane and rational adult, say, over 30… maybe child-rearing, married… home-owning… you know what I mean.  That means that if my home doesn’t pass a Navy regulation white-glove exam, I could very well be in an insane asylum and my house could be on fire before this month is over.  I could be in jail for murder.  Or, I could spend the ENTIRE twelve days completely conked out on muscle relaxers and narcotic pain medication. 

Anything could happen.

I’m also planning a Bye Bye Boobie party to say farewell to my larger, not so pleasant assets, so tonight I’ll be baking dozens upon dozens of cupcakes that will be decorated to look like boobs.  So… things have been a little wild to say the least.

Also, the chapter is a bit long, but it’s because I tied up the first part of the story with Chapter Twelve, and now I’m trying to put the next half into motion, it’s taking a little set up.  It’s not Chapter Twelve long, but it’s of a decent size.

I’m on the LAST section of it, though, so I should have it out hopefully on Sunday.  After this surgery, I hope to do some more little one-shots, too, for the weekly challenges.  I have been so sad I’ve been too busy to participate.  I REALLY wanted to do the Food challenge…. dangit.  I may still write that story anyway =D