sventhecrusader:
rowdyravens:
those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me
so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye
Edgy fanfiction critics can eat my entire ass.
DUDE. I chuckle ALL THE TIME. I don’t know who these people are. But they are just plain WRONG. People chuckle. Everywhere. Even the goddamned Pope chuckled at a little boy who ran up and hugged one of his entourage at a service somewhere I saw in the news. If the Pope can chuckle, so can your fan fiction. This shit IS harmful, and it’s stupid.
I also smirk. ALL THE TIME. Especially when my project manager at the office hero-worships a developer that I know writes shitty SQL. I’m fixing his shit all the time, and when she tries to get us to take notice of his trouble shooting process, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I FUCKING SMIRK.
These are words. Words are tools used to convey meaning. And while there are harmful words that we don’t use in civilized conversation if we’re not trying to be dickheads, “chuckle” and “smirk” are not among their number.
I literally want to bitch slap the people who get hung up on stupid bullshit like this, and pass it along as some elitist nonsense that their thesaurus skills are somehow better than anyone else’s.
Like, seriously. People who believe this INSTANTLY lose all credibility with me. People who get hung up on this are the same people who get hung up on whether we use the word “large” or “venti” at Starbucks, FFS. Life’s too short to deal with pretentious assholes like this.
Use the words and be proud. Write your heart out and be proud. Flip off douchebags and be proud.