captain-snark:

harvestown:

fat-mabari:

buzzfeed:

weirdbuzzfeed:

Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening

For their part, the Gardner police said in a Facebook post that they thought it was pretty damn funny.

“We would like to sincerely thank the persons responsible as it made our day when we pulled up what we expected to be hundreds of pictures of coyotes, foxes and raccoons. Thank you to the citizens who noticed the cameras. Your effort and sense of humor are greatly appreciated.”

I’d like to think that this is just how people in Kansas naturally behave at night.

there’s nothing else to do in kansas

meanwhile some old lady got away with MURDER

So this is TWICE now I’ve seen Tumblr talking about weird or funny shit happening right outside of Kansas City, basically up the street.

I’m not sure if I should feel blessed, or……………

Who says the Midwest ain’t excitin’.

Oh wait, that’s the water tower back there?  Oh god, I know where this is……

monsterleadmehome:

orevet:

I just saw a Bad Post that claimed if the original Star War came out today everyone would be super horny for Darth Vader bc he’s like Kylo Ren only badass and not shitty, and haha wouldn’t those crazy shipper types feel super stupid when they’d jumped the gun shipping Vader with Leia and/or Luke, and I just feel like OP of this Bad Post has missed several key points:

  1. people *were* totally horny for Darth Vader from the moment the original Star War came out, you buffoon, you utter imbecile
  2. the whole point of Kylo Ren as a character *within the narrative itself* is that he’s trying and failing to fill Darth Vader’s big stompy boots, and so of course he’s going to be a worse version of Vader than Vader himself is, but this doesn’t actually make him a shitty character, it turns out?
  3. also there was this weird insinuation that part of what makes Kylo Ren a shitty character is that he’s good-looking, and conversely what makes Vader awesome is that he’s Not For Girls
  4. also, y’all know fandom and shipping predate Tumblr by literally decades, right?
  5. people *did* ship Vader with and Luke and Leia from the get-go because there was absolutely zero indication they were related and Tumblr’s weird anti-enemy lovers crusade is a fuckin historical anomaly
  6. did I mention that Carrie Fisher shipped Leia and Vader? because Carrie Fisher totally shipped Leia and Vader. oh noes I guess she’s problematic now
  7. I love the implication that people aren’t completely horny for Vader right now, btw. oh you sweet summer child. when I saw Rogue One half the theater nutted during the Hallway of Death scene

tl; dr people have always been horny for Darth Vader, die mad about it

LMAO

Number Seven is the ABSOLUTE GOSPEL TRUTH.

So, funny story.  I’m in a nerd band.  I play a lot of festivals and conventions all over the midwest with them.  We do a lot of Star Wars material because there’s so much material to work with, and it’s popular.  Sometimes you have to feed your audience what they want, if you also want them to buy a CD where you assert your unpopular opinions about Dumbledore and/or Twilight Sparkle, just sayin’.

So, we network quite a bit when we travel, and we meet a lot of great people.  

Including the guy who played Darth Vader in Rogue One.

Who called me on my home frickin’ phone, along with a very good friend of mine who is an MC, to wish me a speedy recovery the day after I had breast reduction surgery this past summer (which was also my 41st birthday).

I live a VERY weird life.

colliderofhadron:

littlegreenbirdy:

cleverpudding:

newerconstellations:

mrswhovian:

glitzescape:

bellaren18:

riaria84:

albastargazer:

kylotrashforever:

15 Questions!

Tagged by my sister wife @liquidschwarrtz

rules: complete the fifteen questions and tag ten others who you follow but you want to get to know more!

name: Courtney

age: 27

country: USA

favorite colour: Red

follower count: 435

choose a superhero power: Telepathy so I can know when these hoes talking shit in their minds.

favourite drink: Mountain Dew even though it’s awful for me.

a song you love right now: if I HAD to pick an absolute favorite for this moment it would be you should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish. Song is my jam. My lady jam. My toner is showing. 🤷🏼‍♀️

dream career: Voice acting. Either for Funimation because hellllllo amazing, or some sort of more Disney orientated animation, mainly because I sing and singing as a Disney Princess would be fan-fucking-tastic. (Just have to work on this filthy mouth first.)

dream vacation: Okay but, Japan. Yes, I want to see all the beautiful places it has to offer, but as lame as it sounds primarily for Akihabara. Lmao, listen I’ve seen almost 200 anime and read half as many manga and the damn place has been mentioned so many times and I just want to SEE IT.

hogwarts house: R A V E N C L A W. 🦅

(I even named my daughter Luna. 🙈) Although admittedly I have Slytherin tendencies… 🐍

favourite character/characters of the week: If I don’t say K Y L O then why am I even here?

how you like to keep your hair: My hair is very fine so it literally does nothing. It’s also naturally oily so my routine every day consists of wake up, wash, blow dry, straighten.

christmas or halloween: H A L L O W E E N. 🎃 👻Fun fact: my son was born on Halloween. Meant to be. Bring me all the spoop and keep your ornaments.

when you made this blog: April of this year to promote my trash and make friends. Still doing both.

Tagging: @sularae @gopherbroke @reysexualkylo @luciefee @ohwise1ne @vaader @asongforjonsa @albastargazer @loveofescapism @storiesinmyheadblog @artemisnightingale216

15 Questions

I was tagged by ma swamp thang and gif apprentice turned master @kylotrashforever

Rules: Complete the fifteen questions and tag ten others who you follow but you want to get to know more!

Name: Holly-Anne

Age: 23

Country: Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Favourite colour: Bluegreen…I CANNOT CHOOSE! Maybe teal so I can combine the two.

Follower count: 1811

Choose a superhero power: Healing powers, anything physical and mental.

Favourite drink: Water…but your gal loves her vodka, gin and as of recent, wine.

A song you love right now: It’s a Hard Life by Queen.

Dream career: Writing, being able to live in a cabin in the middle of nowhere up in the Scottish Highlands and release a novel every few years 😂

Dream vacation: The North Coast 500 in Scotland, I love my country and I want to see more of it 💙

Hogwarts house: Slytherin 💚🐍 I did not believe it at first, I have taken the Pottermore test five times over the years and each confirmed it! I am embracing it though, ambition, cleverness, resourcefullness and determination 🙌🏻

Favourite character/characters of the week: It has to be Ben Solo/Kylo Ren…always 🖤

How do you like to keep your hair: My hair is long so I do not do much to it…I braid it if it is in my way and I prefer it wavy.

Christmas or Halloween: HALLOWEEN 👻

I love all things spooky/eerie. Horrors are my life. I mean…the Halloween franchise alone *heavy breathing*

When you made this blog: Hmmm I am not too sure, February maybe? I know I made my ao3 in March of this year 🙈

Tagging: @loveofescapism @adriannaxvi @winglessone @bunilicious @riaria84 @storiesinmyheadblog @kylosgirl9593 @becrod0704 @astrid0030 @jyn-mojito

Sorry if you have been tagged already, just ignore me 🖤

15 Questions

I was tagged by the lovely @albastargazer 🙂Rules: Complete the fifteen questions and tag ten others who you follow but you want to get to know more!

Name: Ria/Maria

Age: 34

Country: Canada 🙂

Favourite colour: Green, Red, Pink

Follower count: I’m actually not sure where I even see that?

Choose a superhero power: mind reading!

Favourite drink: Wine and wine and then more wine!

A song you love right now: well right now I’m getting out of wedding mode and into Christmas mode so I’m listening to Sia’s Christmas Album

Dream career: Full time party planner 🙂

Dream vacation: Ireland, Scotland, Denmark – one day it’s gonna happen!

Hogwarts house: so here’s where I prepare for the tomatoe throwing….I’ve never read or see any of the Harry Potter please still be my friends

Favourite character/characters of the week: is it ever not Kylo Ren/Ben Solo?

How do you like to keep your hair: Long and braided around the house, I’ll let it down in all its ginger glory some times.

Christmas or Halloween: Christmas

as soon as Remembrance Day passes it’s on to Christmas…which is now! I even wrote a Christmas Fluff one shot in like…June lol

When you made this blog: I think March/April ish….

@newerconstellations @slipgoingunder @selunchen @nancylovesreylo @semperfidani @polkadotdotdotreylo @bellaren18 @atchamberlin @grlie-girl @wewantreylo @inmyownidiom @lucidlucy @nite0wl29 @faithren @3todream3 anyone else who likes these awesome things!

15 Questions

I was tagged by the lovely and talented @riaria84😘😘😘Rules: Complete the fifteen questions and tag ten others who you follow but you want to get to know more!

Name: Lori (my cat’s name is Bella🐱)

Age: 37

Country: USA

Favourite colour: Grey and Purple

Follower Count: 325 which is hard to believe (though a few are Porn ones and no idea how to get rid of them😕😕😕)

Choose a Superhero Power: That is a tough one, but I would say Strength because my husband always teases me his “little weak girl”….

Favorite Drink: Diet Coke

A song you love right now: Just saw Bohemian Rhapsody so ANYTHING Queen

Dream career: Adam’s hair fluffer😉😉

Dream Vacation: Scotland and Ireland

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff, I keep trying to get Gryffindor but I guess the test knows me😕😕

Favorite character/characters of the week: It is either one of my sweet boys Clyde Logan or Ben Solo

How do you like to keep your hair: Usually down during the week, but totally in a ponytail or bun on the weekends..

Christmas of Halloween: Christmas☃️☃️

I just love all the lights and snow and family.. We all love when we get snow so we can go snowmobiling and the kids go sledding🛷🛷

When did you make this blog: I think May/June🤷🏻‍♀️ and I am so glad I did…love this Fandom❤️❤️❤️

@michellestarswept @ajedisgirl @glitzescape @brideofkylosolo @antbee17 @pacificwanderer @reevesdriver @virgin-reylo @asalookslikeloki @princeofdarkness15 @kirah34

15 Questions

Thank you to my beautiful Sin Sister @bellaren18 for the tag!

Rules: Complete the fifteen questions and tag ten others who you follow but you want to get to know more!

Name: Jana (or Chely for my middle name Michelle)

Age: 40

Country: USA

Favorite color: Dark red

Follower Count:  717 (but at least 50 are porn bots I haven’t blocked yet since I don’t have patience to scroll back that far)

Choose a Superhero Power: Levitation because being a short girl isn’t always all it’s cracked up to be

Favorite Drink: Cherry Coke

A song you love right now: You Look Good by Lady Antebellum

Dream career: Adam’s personal chef or hair fluffer

Dream Vacation: Thailand or Italy

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff according to the test

Favorite character/characters of the week: Clyde Logan or Flip Zimmerman

How do you like to keep your hair: Usually up in a bun

Christmas of Halloween:  Christmas

When did you make this blog: I made it like a couple years ago but didn’t actually start to post anything until this summer-ish

tagging: @confusedcataclysm @georgie-me-myself-i @princeofdarkness15 @michellestarswept @ajedisgirl @kirah34 @r3d-scars @cleverpudding @buffshipper8490 @mrswhovian @atomic-jellyfish-bouquet

15 Questions

Answer them and then tag 10 people who follow you that you’d like to get to know more.

Tagged by @glitzescape thanks for the tag! 🙂

Name Carmen

Age 32

Country USA

Favorite Color atm blue

Followers 80

Superhero power – isn’t there an x-men who doesn’t feel pain? Yeah I want that, cause I’m 5 months pregnant and would LOVE to skip that part 😂

Favorite drink rn is Kevita lemon ginger sparkling probiotic, helps with nausea. Otherwise definitely wine! Specifically Windy Wine company Spiced Pear 🍐 💕

Favorite song atm – ok this is hard. Like I can go from Danse Bacchanale to LED Zepplin over to Christian radio sooo yeah. But anyway I’ve been feeling Paul Simon Diamonds on Soles of her shoes lately. Takes me back to childhood since my dad played it on family road trips.

Dream career. Honestly, if I could do my current job without being hamstrung by politics and power players I’d be happy.

Dream vaca- Bora Bora over the water hut

Hogwarts House – I was sorted into Gryffindor on Pottermore, I’d say it’s accurate. But I can definitely lean Slytherin if you piss me off.

Fav character. Ok this is too hard. I love Rey, and not just bc I’ve been a SW fan since 1986.

Fav way to wear my hair – down

Christmas or Halloween- Christmas

When did you start this blog. Well, 2012 while my hubby was away with Army. That was a bitch, and at the time I was obsessed with Doctor Who, especially Eleven. This site and the folks here helped me through that.

Tagging: @newerconstellations @obiwanxkannoli @galatians-4-6 @semperfidani @millyslitterbox @kylorensx @orkindofamazing @delia-pavorum @reylogirlforever

EEEEeeeee!  Reylo Reindeer Games!  I love!  🙂  Thanks sweet @riaria84 and dear @mrswhovian for the tags!

15 Questions

Rules: Complete the fifteen questions and tag ten others who you follow but you want to get to know more!

Name: Nic @newerconstellations

Age: 43

Country: US of A

Favourite colour: dark blue/green

Follower count: 448 

Choose a superhero power:  shapeshifter.  You can do or be anything!

Favourite drink: I am a slut for La Croix pamplemousse 🙂 or a margarita (WITH SALT OF COURSE)

A song you love right now: Happier by Marshmello, also “Here is Home” by Ryn Weaver

Dream career:  paid screenwriter.  There, I said it!

Dream vacation: Australia and New Zealand ( @kittenthecat, @numinex919 & @storiesinmyheadblog look out) or the Philippines ( @rileybabe, @vaader and @kylorenvevo heads up!)

Hogwarts house: Huh.  My oldest was right, I am a Hufflepuff!  

Favourite character/characters of the week: Ben Solo

How do you like to keep your hair:  Clean?  LOL.  I don’t think about my hair any more than I have to.  Down or messy bun, but if I had Natalie Portman’s cheekbones, shaved.

Christmas or Halloween: here’s a twist, THANKSGIVING.  Told you I was a Hufflepuff!  XD

When you made this blog: Early this year sometime, I cannot remember!

Tagging people I’d love to learn more about: @3todream3 @nancylovesreylo @storiesinmyheadblog @wewantreylo @ravenj84 @toawaterfowl @bwmamamm @slipgoingunder @cleverpudding @tm2taughtmefamlaw @clara-gemm @lilithsaur @jyn-mojito @rebelrebelreylo @loveofescapism @gopherbroke @5-cents @fizzywoohoo @leofgyth @persimonne @politicalmamaduck @shmisolo @kylorenvevo and really everybody, I actually want to get to know you all better!!!!  LOL

Reylo Round-Robin Time!

15 Questions

Rules: Complete the fifteen questions and tag ten others who you follow but you want to get to know more!

I was tagged by the BRILLIANT Nic @newerconstellations so here goes!

Name: Chelsea @cleverpudding

Age: 33

Country: California, USA

Favourite colour: Teal/Turquoise and Lime green

Follower count: 692  (wtf you guys!?)

Choose a superhero power:  Teleportation, I’d never be late again! JK, I totally would.

Favourite drink: Cucumber melon anything, bubble water, boba tea, tequilla…

A song you love right now: The Stable Song by Gregory Alan Isakov

Dream career: Hosting a TV show called the Culinary Camper where I get to go camping all over the world, test out camping gear, and teach people how to forage/fish/etc where they are and create delicious meals from local resources.

Dream vacation: Camping and food tour through Europe and the Mediterranean. Are you getting the theme here? There’s a definite theme. 

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff! 

Favourite character/characters of the week: Mallory from AHS

How do you like to keep your hair: Up. Usually it’s up in a bun or back in some kind of braid. It’s long, down to the tops of my hips, and very wavy/curly. My cousin calls it mermaid hair when I wear it down and let it air dry.

Christmas or Halloween: I have to go with Thanksgiving too @newerconstellations. A holiday that’s centered around a MASSIVE meal with no pressure to buy gifts or send cards, yes please!

When you made this blog: yeesh, I had to look it up, 8 forking years ago! (you can check your own blog info at https://postlimit.com/)

I’m tagging my fabulous babes: @in-search-of-a-harbor @dreamsdescent @littlegreenbirdy @sofondabooks @thehopelessromantics101 @greyforceuser @nite0wl29 @3todream3 @hereforthe-crack @clyde-logan @generaloftheneworder @slipgoingunder @leofgyth @vixenofcourse @pandoraspocksao3

Fifteen questions

Rules: Complete the fifteen questions and tag ten others blogs you follow and would like to get to know better. I don’t think I could name three so I’m going to fail that spectacularly.

@colliderofhadron @bunilicious @polkadotdotdotreylo

Name: Birdy

Age: 41

Country: Australia 🇦🇺

Favourite colour: Bright red

Follower count I have no idea, Five maybe?

Choose a superpower: Healing touch (I’m accidental prone)

Favourite drink: Tea strong with a fair bit of skim milk no sugar or Pepsi max raspberry. I’m hopelessly caffeine dependent.

Song I like at the moment: Too hard a question I love music but if pressed

I’ll say Flames by David Guetta and Sia.

Dream career: To be able to split my time between writing and teaching Taekwon-do and get paid for it.

Dream vacation: South Korea 🇰🇷 and Japan 🇯🇵

Hogwarts house : Ravenclaw

Favourite character or characters of the week: Hope Van Dyne in Antman and The Wasp.

How do I wear my hair : braided or in a bun because it’s a hot as balls here.

Christmas or Halloween: Christmas 🎄Australians are only just starting to celebrate Halloween here.

When did you start this blog : only a few weeks go.

Fifteen Questions

Rules: complete the 15 questions and tag 10 others you follow and would like to get to know better.

I tag @darthbutterfingers @orkindofamazing @donuttellme @shewhospeakswiththunder @persimonne @tracy-adkins @vespaer77 @miranda13ao3 and anyone else who’d like to join in

Name: Shirl

Age: 47

Country: UK

Favourite colour: red and black

Follower count: a lovely but modest handful

Choose a superpower: decelerated decrepitude

Favourite drink: skinny hot choucolate, any time, any place, any season…

Song I like at the moment: Too many! “Square Hammer” by Ghost, “Hereafter” by Architects, “Wuthering Heights” by Kate Bush, “Identity” by X-Ray Spex….the list goes on and on

Dream career: what I do now – beta editing. Shame everyone involved across the various fandoms don’t get lavishly remunerated for their endeavours, eh?

Dream vacation: the fjords of Norway

Hogarth house: hard-working Hufflepuff. Would rather be in Ravenclaw

Favourite character: I’m going to be predictable and say Kylo Ren, for so many reasons

How do I wear my hair: pillar box red and very messy – I refuse to grow old gracefully

Christmas or Hallowe’en: it’s Hallowe’en every day in my house

When did you start this blog: about 6 months ago

Thanks for reading x

Ooooo YES!  I will totally play along!

Rules: complete the 15 questions and tag 10 others you follow and would like to get to know better.

I tag: @therealkrkrause @supreameleaderhoneypot @darthdarceyy @fluffycakesistainted @spottytonguedog @orkindofamazing @pacificwanderer @pandoraspocksao3 @newerconstellations @brwrites2187 and anyone else who’d like to join in

Name: Libby

Age: 41

Country: USA

Favourite colour: Coral / Salmon, although I’m also a big fan of blue

Follower count: enough to feel very honored and appreciated

Choose a superpower: Okay, I’ve put a LOT of thought into this one.  I’m a songwriter, and my band wrote a song about this.  Mine is absolutely shapeshifting.

Favourite drink: I’m a very snobby coffee drinker… Jamaican Blue Mountain style, guys… it’s a life-changer

Song I like at the moment: I think it’s easier to list by artist.  I’m really into EDM, and I’ve gotten into Knife Party lately, LOL, although I’m still pretty gaga over Above & Beyond’s latest release (saw them in concert in March and it was grand).  But I’ve also recently been using everything Two Steps From Hell has put out as a GREAT writing soundtrack – authors, I highly recommend!!!

Dream career: I’m in IT, for a day job, and it’s a high paying career.  I live comfortably, and I am beyond blessed.  It also challenges my brain, which is something very necessary to me.  I like having a problem to solve.  But in my off time, I’m a professional musician, and that is absolutely living a dream.  I am generally pretty fulfilled =)

Dream vacation: I travel a bit (although I’m working on contract right now, which doesn’t afford me any time to do so), and I’ve already been to some cool places.  I spent a whole summer in 1999 in the Fiji Islands.  But my bucket list items are the Maldives, the Seychelles, and Indonesia.

Hogarth house: I took the Pottermore test three times and it placed me as a Gryffindor every single time, but in my heart I’m a Hufflepuff, I know it.

Favourite character: I’m going also to be predictable and say Kylo Ren, but it’s because I honestly believe his character to be the most complex.  I like chewy characters like that, the ones with many layers, the ones we like to over-analyze.  Makes for great storytelling.

How do I wear my hair: @colliderofhadron , girl, same.  I REFUSE to let my grey out, LOL!!!  I’m still single, probably because I don’t have time to date but I’m also very picky.  I’m happy living on my own, I don’t neeeeed a man so if I’m gonna have one, it’ll be one I want and I haven’t met one I want, LOL. But that doesn’t mean I want to look 10yrs older than I am.  Soooooo I am a HUGE fan of Madison Reed.  Those guys are doing good work.  VERY happy with their product.  Otherwise, long and down.  My hair’s a bit fluffeh =)

Christmas or Hallowe’en: I’m the weirdo that’s gonna split the middle.  I LOVE Thanksgiving.  I LOVE it.  I’m adventuresome about food, I’m creative with food.  I LOVE cooking.  But most of all???  My favorite day of the year is the day before Thanksgiving when I go grocery shopping with my mom.  We will spend 3+ hours at that dumb store and laugh and laugh and laugh and drink good coffee and just revel in each others company.  It is my absolute favorite.

When did you start this blog: When I started writing The Machine.  I lurked out here quite a bit as a Reylo after TFA, but I never made my own account.  I just bookmarked the hell out of people.  I follow all of those people today =)  A few even followed me back.  Feels good to be a contributor now, and colleagues with people I looked up to. Anyhoo, I started publishing The Machine back in Jan of 2018.

Thanks for reading x

supernovafirefly:

lydia-saurus:

fake-magical-girl:

I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

It’s called the Millennial Falcon 

Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon

That last one FOR SURE.  Like, I worked four different jobs last year.  FOUR.  I left the first one after nine years because I never even got a cost of living increase (yet my rent went up every year).  I couldn’t afford to stay there anymore, even though I loved the job.  The next place I landed, I ended up being subjected to painfully obvious gender discrimination (I’m in a male-dominated, STEM field).  I took *anything* I could to get out of there and worked a short contract job until I landed where I am now.  But I had absolutely no problem getting hired, even if I was leaving a job after three months.  No issues.  Just do it.

So what did I get after all of that moving around??? I DOUBLED MY INCOME, THAT’S WHAT.  I went through HELL last year, but now I’m earning a pension and will be able to retire someday.

Also?  Student loan debt.  I’m 41yrs old.  I graduated in 1999 from college with $19K in student loan debt.  Yet somehow today, twenty years later, I’m still paying and SOMEHOW STILL MANAGE TO OWE $36K.

HOW THE FUCK DID MY DEBT DOUBLE….????  Like, I don’t even know what I can do at this point.  I don’t even know if I should talk to a lawyer.  It may seem like it, but I’m certain my lienholder can prove they’re not doing anything illegal.  I will have to die before this debt ever disappears.  Sad part? I’m not even using my degree.  

Life story.  It’s not just young people though.  Believe it or not, this started before my generation too.  Some of us old fucks are deep in it with you.  WE KNOW.

kkfangirl56:

Life Tip: If your dentist tells you that you need to have your wisdom teeth removed, don’t put it off. Get it done ASAP before you end up in excruciating pain because the teeth are trying to come in where there’s not room for them….seriously. I wish I could go back in time and take this advice. 

I’ll add to this: DO IT WHILE YOU’RE YOUNG.  Don’t wait til your late 30s or early 40s.  Insurance will cover most of it, and you may need to put the rest on a credit card.  Do it.  Healing gets a lot slower and a LOT harder as you get older, and your chance to dry socket (which literally means to DIE THROUGH YOUR TOOTH HOLE, A FIERY HELLISH DEATH) goes up pretty significantly.

Whee!

UGh, it’s been a week, y’all.  

I’m SO SORRY for the delay on Chapter Fourteen.  I’m getting ready to undergo a MUCH NEEDED breast reduction in seven days, so I’m in a blind rush to do All Of the Things before the surgery.  Mostly, this means my mother will be coming to stay with me.  For twelve days.

MY MOTHER IS STAYING WITH ME FOR TWELVE DAYS.

MY.

MOTHER.

So, if you’re a sane and rational adult, say, over 30… maybe child-rearing, married… home-owning… you know what I mean.  That means that if my home doesn’t pass a Navy regulation white-glove exam, I could very well be in an insane asylum and my house could be on fire before this month is over.  I could be in jail for murder.  Or, I could spend the ENTIRE twelve days completely conked out on muscle relaxers and narcotic pain medication. 

Anything could happen.

I’m also planning a Bye Bye Boobie party to say farewell to my larger, not so pleasant assets, so tonight I’ll be baking dozens upon dozens of cupcakes that will be decorated to look like boobs.  So… things have been a little wild to say the least.

Also, the chapter is a bit long, but it’s because I tied up the first part of the story with Chapter Twelve, and now I’m trying to put the next half into motion, it’s taking a little set up.  It’s not Chapter Twelve long, but it’s of a decent size.

I’m on the LAST section of it, though, so I should have it out hopefully on Sunday.  After this surgery, I hope to do some more little one-shots, too, for the weekly challenges.  I have been so sad I’ve been too busy to participate.  I REALLY wanted to do the Food challenge…. dangit.  I may still write that story anyway =D

It’s July!!!!

What a great month!

1) I’m getting a MUCH NEEDED BREAST REDUCTION on the 12th – yay!!!  Which means I’m going to try to write while high on painkillers.  Whaaaaaat will haaaaappen….. maybe I’ll do a one-shot drunk fic…. oh… oh yes.  I just had an idea.  I’m doing this.

2) The next day, the 13th, is my BIRTHDAY WHOOO!  (And my mom’s is on the 10th – party time, excellent!)

3) Oh, and this film starts shooting, gosh… wish I could remember what it’s called.  Oh wait.  That’s right.  I don’t know what it’s called because they haven’t announced EPISODE NINE’S OFFICIAL TITLE YET….. but yeah, it’s happening y’all.

Oh, and fireworks!  Apple pie and ice cream!  BOOZE!  Happy July, all!